Some Comedy For The Day

Here is some fun dialogue for the day.
This morning on the way to church.

Jonah: Mom, I know you don't want to hear this but I want to tell you something.

Me: sigh....what is it Jonah.

Jonah: Well, dad tells me that when I out grow my motorcycle, he's going to get me a new YZ85.

Me: Great Jonah...you know how much I love you riding motorcycles (not)....but you just got a new motorcycle...so let's not jump so far ahead when we don't know what the future holds. (hopefully, he'll move on to something else before then)

Jonah: Yeah, mom...I asked dad "how did he know he was going to get me a new motorcycle when we may not have the money for it at that time, OR I may even be dead by then".
(this is just a saying we use when we talk about how God can take us home at any minute)

Me: Your right Jonah....you may gone, dad may may be gone, I may even be gone by then.

SILENCE

Jadon: Well, if everyone is gone, what am I supposed to do?

LOTS OF LAUGHS!!

This evening as I am retelling the story to Jeff so he could laugh along with me......Jadon is in the room with us listening and as I repeat his humorous line....he has one more line to add.

Jadon: Yeah, dad....if everyone is gone....I know what to do now. I just dial. 991.

Hmmm....Poor Jadon. Sounds like he is going to have some trouble if we are all gone.